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13.06.2025 01:20

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
In the TV show Supernatural, why is God portrayed as cruel?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
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They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
—
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
Still no good.
The Webb telescope found something exceedingly rare around a dying star - Mashable
So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
Everyone loved it.
Are there any men who have sex with male dogs?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
How conservative the Japanese people really is? And the government?
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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