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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 01:20

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Freaks and Cheeks

share office space ...

In the TV show Supernatural, why is God portrayed as cruel?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Minds and Behinds

U.S. Employers Are Shedding Jobs as DOGE Cuts Deep - Barron's

They put up a sign reading

So, the docs changed it to read

Father who killed 3 daughters was 'active dad' but the 'system failed' him, ex-wife's attorney says - ABC News

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No way

Next, they tried...

Anthropic researchers predict a ‘pretty terrible decade’ for humans as AI could wipe out white collar jobs - Fortune

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Then came..

Still no good

2000 times the volume of Earth! These scientists made a discovery, this planet in our solar system was twice as large 4.5 billion years ago. - Farmingdale Observer

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Just Forget it!

Still no good.

The Webb telescope found something exceedingly rare around a dying star - Mashable

So they tried

Another attempt resulted in ...

Everyone loved it.

Are there any men who have sex with male dogs?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No, not a chance

MIT Breakthrough: Star-Shaped Brain Cells Could Be the Secret Behind Human Memory - SciTechDaily

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Unacceptable again!

Thumbs down again.

How conservative the Japanese people really is? And the government?

Nuts and Butts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

While wearing high heels and walking heel to toe, when the toe box hit the floor there is a noise. How do I keep the noise just for the heel?

No go.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Loons and Moons

How to take pictures of the Northern Lights with Google Pixel and other Android phones - 9to5Google

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Abby Lee Miller Sues Cedars-Sinai Hospital, Claims Doctors Left Catheter in Her Body - TMZ